Some reasons why I love Giants baseball

Bochy relaxes by hunting sharks. Fact.
Romo’s ever-changing facial hair.
And that he doesn’t seem to give a shit that Wilson’s black beard gets all the attention, even though Romo had one first.
I fucking hate the wave, and so does every other Giants fan.
AT&T Park lets you take your Public House beer (which is a better beer for a cheaper price) into the stadium.
I look good in orange.
Bumgarner gave his wife a bull calf as a wedding gift.
I still wish Will Clark was my dad.
Zito’s socks (still love you boo).
Freddy’s walk-up music (black and orange black and orange).
Ross has the best, most sincere smile.
Candlestick was freezing, but we went anyway.
Timmy’s Dad is his primary pitching coach. Adorable.
Section 142 at AT&T Park. Stomp your feet.